Amanda Takes Off...

I am stuck in a resort at a week-long orientation.

My handphone doesn't work in the room that our lectures are being held in. (First dead zone I've ever dealt with.)

I can get "emerency olny" service in the room. When you press the SOS button, this menu pops up (yes, exactly as written):

1) Police
2) Fire Station
3) Report of Espionage
4) Report of Smuggle
5) Report of Drug
6) NIS

I have been trapped in this building since Monday. Do you know how much I want to press 3 and see what happens?