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I Answer Your (Screwy) Searches
09/12/07
I Answer Your (Screwy) Searches
I checked my stats today. In over 1000 unique visitors this month, some people are searching for some weird stuff. Here I answer what I assume are your screwy questions. I promise, every one of these searches is a true search that found my website.
Search: m&m stuck in nose
Me: So it wasn't just me, Mom!
Search: coolest thing ever
Me: Yes, I am. Thank you.
Search: korean toilet paper
Me: Yes, Korea has toilet paper. You will get it for a housewarming gift. Their toilet paper ranges from scratchy a la Swedish style to soft a la American style.
Search: naked half korean
Me: Which half?
Search: funny things wrap in him in toilet paper
Me: Wrap the naked half of the Korean in the toilet paper housewarming gift. I still have 53 rolls left. Damn. Wow. I think I know what I'm doing this weekend.
Search: naked korean men
Me: Oooh, even better, entirely naked. That will use up even more toilet paper!
Searches: white girl korean guy
korean men white women
Good Man and Me: Two thumbs up!
Search: dating an aerospace engineer
Me: Don't. I speak from experience.
Search: how to leave a good man
Me: WHAT? Why would you do that? Don't, don't, don't! I don't speak from experience, I just know better!
Searches: korean guys no good in bed
korean men good in bed
Me: Uh. Ahem. Well. OK, I'll answer this. "Guys" from anywhere are not generally good in bed. "Men" are. There, that was a smooth answer. Wipes brow. Whew.
1 comment
Why would I do that? Because I'm a bad woman, how bout that? He doesnt deserve to be stuck with someone who never really loved him like he deserved, and only continues to stay with him for the delighted look he brings to our sons' faces.
I wonder who else did the search. Maybe they have tips!
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