"Birthday spankings. Don't you have those in Korea?"
"No." Good Man looks suspicious. Like I'm making this up.
"You don't have the Easter bunny or tooth fairy either."
"Nope."
I enjoy weekend trips with Good Man for a few reasons. First, I really enjoy the time with him. I don't want to kill him. A very good sign. Second, I find out new things about him. Subway phobias, how he wants his body to be handled after death. Third, if I sleep until noon on Sunday at home, I feel lazy. If I do it in a hotel, who cares? It's vacation.
What don't I like? Sorting through 487 photos.



I usually wear my hair in an octopus clip. Instead, this weekend, I wore my hair in a ponytail.
I can not tell you the number of times Good Man tugged on my hair. Walking around the island? Tug. Putting on my shoes after dinner? Tug. Going up an escalator? Tug. Multiple other times? Tug.
Are we in third grade again?