Amanda Takes Off...

Dear Student Loan Company,

I know you wanted me to take 240 months to pay you back. I know you wanted to make approximately 80% of the original value of the loan in interest. I know I robbed you of that opportunity by paying off my student loan in 50 months, saving myself thousands of dollars in interest.

I know that banks and loan companies are having a hard time right now, so I'm sorry that I took all that interest away from you.

Oh, it's April 1st, Student Loan Company! You caught me! I am joshin' ya—I'm not sorry at all!

Love,
Never-Have-to-Send-You-Anything-Ever-Again-Surpassed-One-of-Her-Resolutions...
Amanda