"Noooooooo, no celery! Celery ruins everything!"
Good Man does not like celery. Clearly.
"Fine, I'll leave it out, but it tastes better with celery."
A sneaky smile spread across Good Man's face. "Good. I think celery should be extinct."
"Why?"
"Because I don't like it."
I laughed. "Celery should be extinct simply because you don't like it?"
"Yes."
"That sounds like something I would say," I replied. "I don't like it! So it shouldn't exist!"
"Well, you know," he said, shrugging, "couples become like one another."