Writing and Grading

Good Man looked at my handwriting while I was studying Korean. “You write like a man.”

“Huh?”

“Your writing is like a man’s writing. Shroooooo, done! Vrroooom!”

“You’re crazy.”

“And your handwriting is sloppy.”

Can’t argue with that.

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“Your grade for the day is an A!” Good Man said to me.

“A for what?”

“Your Wife Grade. What’s my Husband Grade?”

“B! For grading me in the first place!” I said.

“No, no,” he said, shaking his head, “you should just grade the same. That way there is no problem.”