A Gifted and Talented Credit Card

Went out with a bunch of coworkers for lunch today. One coworker handed over her credit card and the waiter teased her, saying they wouldn’t accept cards from that team.

Then he looked at my credit card, which sports the periodic table of the elements on it. “And what do you teach?”

“Third grade,” I said.

My coworkers stared at me. One goaded me, “Third grade…what?”

“Third grade gifted and talented,” I said, nodding.

The waiter teased, “Can’t imagine someone with this card teaching smart kids.”