Good Man Tells It Like It Is

“Look, there’s an arrow on that tree. You can climb it,” I said to Good Man when we were parking outside of a restaurant.

“No, that is for blind squirrels.”

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“What is the title of this song? ‘You Don’t Have Grandma?’ … … Oh! ‘Sweet Home Alabama!'”

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“Amanda, you look like a sad cucumber.”

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“Oh, you smell so good. Like a soap-covered mushroom.”

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“Oh my 음치 [tone deaf] wife, when you sing New Kids, it sounds like Bob Dylan.”