“Look, there’s an arrow on that tree. You can climb it,” I said to Good Man when we were parking outside of a restaurant.
“No, that is for blind squirrels.”
“What is the title of this song? ‘You Don’t Have Grandma?’ … … Oh! ‘Sweet Home Alabama!'”
“Amanda, you look like a sad cucumber.”
“Oh, you smell so good. Like a soap-covered mushroom.”
“Oh my 음치 [tone deaf] wife, when you sing New Kids, it sounds like Bob Dylan.”