Orange Riches

While packing lunch this morning, I handed Good Man a spoon and an orange. “Open this,” I said. He stabbed the orange with the spoon. “No! What are you doing? Your mother didn’t even teach you how to open up an orange?”

“We are Korean! We do not eat oranges!”

“Yes, you do.”

“No, normal Koreans eat gul [clementines], which are easy to peel. Only rich people eat oranges.” Good Man pumped his arm like a Korean protestor and put on a thick Korean accent. “Yankee, go home!”