Squirrel Wife

“You are squirrel! I am monkey! We are friends!”

After years of my husband calling me a squirrel, I decided to go New Age on him and look up squirrel as a spirit animal. Apparently squirrels like to “chatter and scold, save for the future, and tend to do too many things at once,” I read out loud.

“See! I told you! You are squirrel wife!”