Vampire Trash

Me (in Good Man’s car): Where is your trash can?

Good Man: Eh, you know, it is gone.

Me: Why?

Good Man: I threw it away.

Me: Why did you do that?  It was a fine trash bag.

Good Man: I, you know, did not empty it for a while and the bananas turned into vampires.

Me: Vampires?

Good Man: It was vampire trash!