“Are You Going to Be Like My Kindergarten Teacher?

Amanda: What color do you want to paint the bedroom?

Good Man: Every time I make a spreadsheet, I use 20% grey and 20% red. [Points to paint strip.] I want this color.

Amanda: I don’t know. Can a man live with a pink bedroom?

Good Man: It’s not pink! It is red! Redbud. See?

Amanda: Pretty sure that’s pink.

Good Man: I want a red bedroom! My kindergarten teacher scolded me because I colored all the people red. She said I couldn’t do that. [Cocks and eyebrow and pouts.] Are you going to be like my kindergarten teacher?

Amanda: What color were you supposed to color them?

Good Man: The color of elephant teeth.