Serene Good Man

The opening of a yoga video… “Blah blah blah, take breaks as you need them. Today we’re not only going to break a sweat. We’re also going to cultivate serenity, and–”

Good Man shouted, “Cut the bullshit!”

“Do you need some serenity?”

“I don’t even know what that means.”

For the rest of the video, every time the guy said “serenity,” I started giggling.

As the end of the video, while I had my eyes closed, I heard a thunk. I opened my eyes to find his yoga brick on top of mine. “You’re messing up my serenity,” I said.

“No, no. I threw the brick—with serenity—and it bounced off the printer and landed on your brick, which it only could have done because I just did so good at yoga.”